Sugary Sweet Princess Lines – Section 1

Chapter 2

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Ushio

Uuuh, I think these were all the toppings? Where’s my phone…

(The cake design in this fanart for ReiOu’s middle birthday1 is crazy high quality, so I want to try making it real.)

(Why do godly artists have to be so smart on top of making good art, are we really the same species?)

Alright, there don’t seem to be any issues with the topp—

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Mashiro

Oh head cheeeeeef!

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Ushio

PYAH!? Hey, don’t come up from behind when someone’s focused on their phone…!

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Mashiro

Oh, I suppose I startled you, yes.

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Tosaka

Hmm~? Why’re you hidin’ your phone, ay? What were you lookin’ at, ay~?

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Ushio

…Just a pic of the cake I’m about to make.

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Sonia

Wow! I wanna shee too!

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Ushio

Nope! Sorry, but I just deleted it by accident!

Anyway, what’s up? Seeing as you’re all together, you must’ve come here for a reason, yeah?

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Chou Un

We sensed you were about to start a cake, and hurried over to see if we could be of Help.

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Laika

Help!

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Sonia

If we help out a bunch and get real good at baking, we can make Nagi-shan and the othersh happy!

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Ushio

Makes sense. Well, it’s fine so long as you don’t get in my way. Knock yourselves out.

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Tosaka

Nice one, ay!

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Chou Un

Much Appreciated.

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Ushio

Okay, Mashiro and Tosaka, can you crack these eggs? Chou Un and Laika, you’re on sauce duty, and Sonia, you can help with the measuring.

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Tosaka

Piece a’ cake, ay! I’m a level up from before, ay.

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Ushio

…Yeah. You’re all more skilled than when you started.

But the flaws still stand out. Getting the fundamentals down is important for this kind of thing. Don’t let your guard down, and proceed carefully.

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Pet Robots

Yes sir!

Time Passes

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Ushio

Alright… done!

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Kaede

Wow! I thought I smelled something good, so you were all baking a cake together.

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Sonia

Ah, Chief-shan!

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Kaede

It looks absolutely wonderful! Today… isn’t someone’s birthday, is it?

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Ushio

I just made it cuz I wanted to, got a problem with that?

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Kaede

Not at all! I just thought it was really magnificent. Is this strawberry sauce on a chocolate cake? Wow, and this part is patterned!

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Ushio

…Hey. Could you not go scrutinising it so much?

(…I didn’t think anyone would notice me secretly adding my own flair…)

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Kaede

Sorry, sorry! Your cakes are just always so beautiful, I couldn’t help looking at the finer details. I’m sure it’ll be another delicious one too.

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Ushio

…Well, I guess you can have a slice later… I owe you for the tea anyhow.

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Kaede

Really? Now I’m excited! Did you five help out too?

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Sonia

Yesh! Look, thish cream ish all shparkly like a prinshesh dresh!

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Laika

Spar-kly~ spar-kly~♪

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Kaede

I bet everyone will be blown away by how amazing it is!

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Tosaka

You bet! We oughta call ‘em over right away, ay!

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Mashiro

You’re much too hasty, yes—we must tidy everything up first, yes!

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Chou Un

That’s Right.

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Laika

Clackclackclack! Bweee~een!

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Ushio

Ah, wait! If you all move at once like that—

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Laika

DAH!

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Mashiro

Kyah!?

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Kaede

(Oh no, Laika’s bowl is flying through the air…!)

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Ushio

! WATCH OUT… tch!

*catch*

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Ushio

THERE! …G-got it…

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Kaede

Nice catch, Ushio-kun!

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Tosaka

Are you hurt, ay!?

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Mashiro

It seems only a touch of sauce spilled thanks to our head chef protecting me, yes!

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Ushio

Geez, this is exactly what I was talking about! What if it had covered your head…

Although—

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Haha… Mashiro, you’ve got sauce on your nose. It’s as if you were the princess of a strawberry kingdom… ……

…………AH.

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Mashiro

My, a princess, you say? Oh, you!

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Tosaka

Ushio, what’re you up to, callin’ 'em a princess, ay!?

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Ushio

(Crap!!! That line stuck with me so much that I accidentally said something weird…!)

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Kaede

Hehe, you really did look like a prince protecting a princess! It was just as cool as Renga-kun was the other day!

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Ushio

No! You’ve got it all wrong! Just forget it ever happened, alright!? And don’t compare it to THAT!

(Uuugh this is the WORST, why’d Chief have to see me like this…!)

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Chou Un

No need to be Modest. It was very Romantic.

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Kaede

Yeah, it was.

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Sonia

I wanna copy it!

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Tosaka

So that’s what you call romantic, ay…! Let’s all memorise it to use ourselves, ay! You’ve got something on your nose, Princess—

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Ushio

AAAAAAHH! Could you NOT repeat that!? Do you WANT me to block your mouth with cake!? Or cover you in a sea of sauce!?

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Mashiro

Oh, I just know Toi will adore it, yes, we must tell him posthaste, yes!

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Tosaka

Let’s go together, ay!

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Ushio

Wait! Don’t go getting all fired up over something so stupid!

It’s a misunderstanding anyhow! You’ll be committing slander if you spread this around! I’ll seriously sue you, I mean it, y'know!?

  1. It’s common in JP fandom to celebrate the date between your ship’s birthdays (ie if one character is born Jan 10 and the other Jan 12, their middle birthday would be Jan 11)

Translation
Lesli-Lou
Proofreading
QA