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Campers Round an Open Fire

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Akuta

Renga-san, you've gotta be real popular, yeah? All the hotties in Hama crowd around when you go out with no disguise, right!?

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Renga

Heh… w-well, yeah. When you're as great as me, sunglasses are necessary for walking about town…

Pet Dog Movie Project

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Akuta

Kafka-saaan! Can I borrow Shumai again!? His celebrity dog potential is crazy!

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Kafka

Sure, Shumai seems to enjoy it too. I'm looking forward to him getting the lead role, Akuta.

Scumbag Class

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Akuta

Ten-san, I heard a woman's voice coming from your phone earlier, so… you really are a womaniser!? Got hotties in the palms of your hands…!

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Ten

Ahaha, what? That's sooo scandalous. She's just a friend anyhow. Maybe you're still too young for this, Akuta~?

Learning the Value of Vegetables

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Akuta

Aah~~ I HATE vegetables, but even those look delish in the food you make, Yukikaze-san~~~!

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Yukikaze

No need to rush, Akuta. The Hamburg steak you're stuffing your cheeks with already has carrots and pepper in it.

Animal Rescue Crew

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Liguang

Isotake, the video you broadcast the other day had a good opening, but you should adjust the flow of the following conversation a bit more. That would make it somewhat better.

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Akuta

Ooh!? OOOOHH…!?!? Liguang-san, are you actually a super good guy!?!?

Long Shot Interpretation

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Kiroku

Isotake… your new, video… was, fun… Shumai, was cute… in the scene… where he played with the flowers, and…

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Akuta

What was that? My next one should be about a giant man-eating flower vs Shumai!? You've always got great taste, Kiroku! I'll be sure to use that~!

Oden Class Forever

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Akuta

Hey, Nanaki~ that's the same plushie you had in kindergarten, yeah? You really like it, huh~

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Nanaki

…-! Akuta, I'm serious… DON'T talk about that in the open.

Throw Down at the Kaguya Sumo Stable

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Muneuji

Isotake, come to my room after dinner. We shall have a paper sumo tournament—and you can't leave until you've recreated all eighty two finishers. I won't be letting you sleep tonight.

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Akuta

Oka~y! I'll eat and get there ASAP! Today's the day I master the bell hammer backwards body drop with my strongest wrestler-chan~!

A Pointless Battle Against Positivity

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Ushio

Oi, Idiotake, you can take pics of what I make, but don't use the opportunity to snatch some. You wanna get banned?

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Akuta

Geh… I got caught… I'm sorry! Please let me off easy! Hey~ Great Lord Ushio-sama~!

Nightly Ramen Broth

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Akuta

Uu… no good… I can't take it anymore… Raito-san, please do that thing again tonight!!

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Raito

Hopeless, aren't you… Understood, leave it to me. Once again… I'll give you the best late-night ramen ever.

Bicycle Dash Gang

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Akuta

Kinari-saaan! Let's go cycling again! A quest to find yet unknown lifeforms!

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Kinari

Request acknowledged. Now searching for suitable locations… 276 results found. Time required to check all candidates: roughly 52,688 hours.

Viral Post-Worthy Scenery Obsession

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Chihiro

Man~ that photo spot we went to the other day was seriously crazy! I thought you were a goner when you fell off the cliff, Aata~

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Akuta

You can say that again~ It was genius of me to copy that movie I saw by bringing a parachute.

Get Hype! Akuta Nine

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Akuta

Tao-san, we gonna watch the night game on the living room TV again, yeah? I've got the team's merch all ready to go!

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Tao

Yeah, looks like it'll be a good game, should be fun. …But Nayuki-san got mad when we got too fired up last time, so let's take it easy.

Ruins Touring Decadence

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Kuguri

Akuta, about the shots you took of me when we went to those ruins the other day… just what have you done with them?

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Akuta

Still editing!! You let me get a TON of good stuff~ I dunno where to start with 'em.

Zombie Movie Maniacs

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Nagi

Akuta, look… I think my zombie walk's gotten pretty good. …What do you think?

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Akuta

Hm~ 80 points! Keep it up, Nagi-san! I'll practice my running zombie too! We're gonna be masters at playing zombies!

Image Training Days

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Akuta

…Toi-san, going around all those date spots got me hella motivated. Maybe I've climbed the stairs to adulthood…

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Toi

Hehe, image training for dates was fun! I was surprised when you got a nosebleed and collapsed, though…

BOSS & LACKEY

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Ryui

Oi, Isotake, let's go to the game centre if you're free. Come on.

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Akuta

You got it boss! Isotake Akuta will be ready in thirty seconds flat!

Pleasant Nap Club

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Akuta

Ah! Yodaka-san, heya. Where we napping today~?

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Yodaka

Ah, yes… I actually found a spot a little out of the way. Let's go there today.

369 Delivery

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Netaro

Waru, can you deliver meat buns today too? The distance travelled will be three kilometres in total, so how about 5.8 meat buns as a reward!

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Akuta

Wahooo!! You sure!? Hell yeah, I'll do it~!! I love your meat buns, Kotaro1~!

  1. Akuta (and Renga) call Netaro "Kotaro" because it's the more common reading of the "子" in his name. Netaro's nickname for Akuta likely stems from taking the "Aku" in his name to be "悪", which can also be pronounced "waru"

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